Ultraportable MacBook

My black MacBook wifi has been borked for a year.

My first Macbook Pro was so hot I couldn’t use it without burning my legs.

Now rumors are out that the ultraportable MacBook will be launched and I find myself ready to give Apple another $2,000 for a broken laptop.

That will be three laptops in two years…. at least two of which were borked.

Frack…. what am I thinking?!?!?